Tribble Fan Fiction #20 I. Somewhere Over the Rainbow The tribble fell out of the tornado. Dorothy Gale had been lying on her bed in the spinning farmhouse — watching the Kansas sky rearrange itself into increasingly improbable configurations through the window — when something small and round and blue bounced off the windowsill and…

Tribble Fan Fiction #19 I. The Dude The Dude — and I’m using that name because that’s what he preferred, or “His Dudeness,” or “Duder,” or “El Duderino” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing — found the tribble on his rug. The rug really tied the room together. Everyone who visited the Dude’s…

Tribble Fan Fiction #18 I. Spared No Expense John Hammond had a vision. It was the same vision he always had — a theme park, bigger and more audacious than anything the world had seen, filled with creatures that should not exist but did because John Hammond had money and ambition and a cheerful disregard…

Tribble Fan Fiction #17 Cold Open [Camera focuses on the Dunder Mifflin Scranton reception desk. Pam is answering phones. A small pink tribble is sitting next to her stapler.] PAM [talking head]: Michael bought a tribble from a guy at the gas station. He said it was “the world’s best desk pet” and that it…

Tribble Fan Fiction #16 I. That’s No Moon The tribble arrived on the Death Star in a crate of Alderaanian grain. This was ironic for several reasons, not least of which was that Alderaan no longer existed — Grand Moff Tarkin had seen to that approximately three hours earlier with a demonstration of the battle…

Tribble Fan Fiction #15 I. A Tribble Has No Name Winter was coming. It had been coming for quite some time, as winters do in Westeros, where the seasons have the courtesy to announce themselves years in advance but the discourtesy to last a decade. The tribble arrived at Winterfell in the pocket of a…